901 - Top Hats & Hand Guns w/ Savannah

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan: Episode Notes Episode: "901: Top Hats and Handguns w/ Savannah"

Hosts: Tom Vann, Dan Dennis | Guest: Savannah of Gatorland

Sponsors / Ad Reads Hidden Skins (hittnskins.com): Hidden Skins printed the 500 Beerfest gift bags. Read covers premium branded merch: T-shirts, full vehicle wraps, signage, vinyl graphics, and foil and prism stickers. They will also take on custom requests. Their showroom is near Camping World. Read is bundled with a promo for Beerfest and Sofas and Suds. Just Call Moe (JustCallMoe.com): "Injured on the go, just call Moe." The hosts praise Moe as a longtime listener and friend, and say he answers BDM legal questions kindly. Sign-up for his free Moe VIP program is free, and members get a card in the mail plus notice of free community events like lunches, chicken parm dinners and last year's free Santa photos. Moe sponsors both events, and his couch faces Tom and Dan's in the first race. Central Homes Roofing (centralhomesroofing.com): Includes a custom "if them hurricanes be poofing" jingle. The company is family owned with 30+ years locally and uses its own W2 crews. Other points: Free inspections and same-day estimates Hurricane warranty No minimum on repairs, even a single shingle Orlando Weekly's number one roofer three years running, with 1,100+ five-star Google reviews $500 off a re-roof for Tom and Dan listeners Segment Rundown Open: Savannah vs. the internet. Savannah walks in burned out on social media, then minutes later starts filming herself at the studio anyway. Dan compares the algorithm to a cult leader and brings up Rush's 2112, which is playing at the Orlando Science Center's Cosmic Concerts. He says the best part of his day was riding his electric scooter to 7-Eleven in his overalls with outlaw country blasting, before a dead lighting app forced him onto a ladder at the studio. Savannah says she's convinced Instagram listens in and boosts her posts whenever she threatens to leave. Weird Job Wednesday comes up as proof that every job has parts people hate.

The Pine Hills pig. The hosts check in on the viral Pine Hills pig that lives by the Silver Star Road McDonald's. TikTok now claims it's a reincarnated neighborhood bully. Savannah begs people to leave it alone instead of chasing it into traffic. There's a running joke that a photo with the pig earns Savannah's "free cruise," along with a debate over whether it could take over a Bahamian swimming-pig island. Plugs the listener cru