John “The Body” Jamingo | 459

Jesse "The Body" Ventura went on Garage Logic and said he'd move the Statue of Liberty to the Smithsonian; he won't vote for a Republican, and he loved Fidel Castro. On Boomer Bunker 459, John breaks out his Jesse voice and can't put it away, while he and the Duchess take on a first-class porn watcher on a United red-eye, Elissa Slotkin's damage control, the Iwo Jima statue vandal, and the Ilhan Omar investigation. How long does the Duchess put up with Jesse Jamingo?

Topics Covered:

Tom Skerritt dies at 93. Top Gun, Alien, or Steel Magnolias: which scene does the Duchess still laugh about?

The Duchess reads a hotline promo for Shitty Song of the Week with Jody B and Red, and John can't believe what she'll read. So what won't she read?

Walmart Plus and Sam's Club gang up on Amazon, and John pumps $3.99 gas with a QR code. Why isn't the Duchess sold?

A first-class passenger on a United red-eye gets reported for what he was doing under his blanket. The woman next to him got 50,000 miles. Whose side is John on?

A woman cries for 3 hours on a 10-hour flight because a stranger won't give up her aisle seat. John makes the Duchess pick: her or the guy in first class. Who does she take?

A 64-year-old Richmond man is charged with felony abduction after police say he taped his wife to a chair in the basement so he could watch football. Does anybody in the Bunker get it?

Jesse Ventura on Joe Soucheray's Garage Logic: move the Statue of Liberty, and "how are you illegal on stolen land?" What does the Duchess call him?

Ventura says Trump stole his playbook, $300,000 in $50 donations and all, and he should be president in 2028. Is he serious?

Ventura calls Ilhan Omar a "spirited woman," met Castro and loved him, and calls Marco Rubio the "Batista bootlicker." How bad does John's Jesse impression get from here?

Trump Tweets read by Kate: Iran, oil prices before the midterms and 75,000 dead protesters. Did she flamingo?