Taco Bell Funeral – Sunday Nobody Strikes Again

A long-closed Taco Bell in West Seattle got a full send-off complete with bagpipes, a dove release, candles, offerings, a tombstone, grieving attendees in black veils, and even a crying contest.

I somehow ended up as a pallbearer carrying a literal headstone, surrounded by artists, weirdos, fashion icons, and people who absolutely understood the assignment.