They Called My Parental Leave a Vacation. Let Me Tell You What It Actually Was.

Five months. No goodbye episode, no explanation — just gone. If you're still here, that means something, and Robbie appreciates it more than he's going to admit. He's back, and the last five months have been a lot. Baby number three joined two kids already in school and sports, a wife back at work, and a corporate job that just decided parental flexibility is no longer a company concern. Oh, and a coworker who called paternity leave a "vacation." This one's a check-in more than a deep dive — ...