Field of Screams and the Pee-H.D. | 532

This week on Hysteria 51: The truth is out there... and apparently so is the urine.Minnesota, we need to talk. Seriously. What the hell is going on up there?! This week, the Land of 10,000 Lakes becomes the Land of 10,000 Questions as Hysteria 51 dives into two bizarre news stories involving mysterious objects falling from the sky and a college professor who apparently never learned what bathrooms are for.First up, an 11-foot-wide mystery metal object has turned up in a Minnesota cornfield, leaving police scratching their heads and UFO enthusiasts reaching for their tinfoil hats. Is it space debris, a crashed satellite, an alien spacecraft, or the world's most aggressive intergalactic salad bowl? Whatever it is, it certainly didn't come with a return shipping label. And if aliens really are visiting Minnesota, someone should warn them about the second story.Because over at Macalester College, a former biology professor is facing felony charges after allegedly turning the campus into his own personal splash zone. We're talking urine-soaked backpacks, mysterious deposits in water bottles, and a bizarre string of pee-related incidents that would make even the most hardened janitor consider early retirement. Twenty-five years of teaching biology, and somehow the most important lesson was still missed: THIS IS WHY WE HAVE TOILETS.So grab your hazmat suit, put on your space helmet, and join us as we investigate mysterious space debris, possible UFO sightings, bizarre college crimes, and the weirdest headlines coming out of Minnesota.One mystery dropped from the heavens. The other came from a professor who apparently couldn't keep it in his pants.News Stories Mentioned:Corny ShenanigansCollegiate Water SportsEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comLeave Us A Voicemail:773-669-7277Support the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022

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