296 - Emergency Alerts

That screeching noise emitting from your cell phone is just a test.

Weather: "Hurts Like Hell" by Charlotte Cornfield⁠⁠

This episode was written with Calvin Kasulke.

Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth

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