Satan Yahoo and the Antichrist: The Israeli (S)election Script You Couldn’t Make Up

You gotta love demoncracy.

A wonderful system where the people get to choose their leaders, the leaders get to choose whether they leave, and somehow the same bloodlines keep turning up like hereditary royalty with new scripts.

Look at the Israeli (s)election, happening today. Their choices are as follows.

Door number one: Netanyahu, polling at a magnificent 33%, a man who's been telling us every single month since the 90s that Iran is “this close” to a nuke. And here's the punchline, even if he loses, reports say he stays on as caretaker prime minister, restarts the Iran war, and forces another vote. He's not leaving. Apparently, the democratic process is merely the opening round of negotiations over who gets to ignore the result.

Door number two: Gantz, the uniparty clone, who differs from Netanyahu on absolutely nothing. Red elephants, blue donkeys, Israeli edition. Same same.

Door number three… and I really hope you're sitting down… Remember back when Bibi’s brother-in-law, biblical scholar Hagai Ben-Artzi, declared that the only person capable of replacing Bibi is the Jewish Messiah? Not another politician. Not the electorate's preferred candidate. The actual Messiah. That's quite a succession plan. Particularly because it seems the Messiah announced his candidacy in the shape of one Yeshua Ben David. That's “Jesus, son of David,” the exact title Scripture uses for the Messiah. He's running for prime minister wearing the high priest's breastplate, promising to rebuild the Third Temple, and claiming he's had dreams of himself serving as high priest inside it. Bible prophecy students are watching this man very, very closely, because we know exactly what the false Messiah is supposed to do.

Those are the three choices in Israel today: Satan Yahoo, Satan Yahoo Lite, or the Antichrist.

For Brazilians, the choice was much the same this past week. In a vote they believe is against Trump and fascism, Lula was selected as Brazil’s president for the fourth time! His first election promise? To regulate tech giants and make sure that “crime on the digital network should be treated as a crime in real life.” Lula’s own government has been very active over the past year building the framework for that, pushing for age verification ID checks, curbs on VPNs, and speech rules.

Over in Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelensky is still president, despite his original five-year term having ended in May 2024. Elections remain suspended under martial law, which Ukrainian law