Please wank Tony and Cam

<p>My mum was delighted to see me get wanked on national television. </p><p><br></p><p>Host Ed Kavalee’s opening gaffe - mangling “thank” and “welcome” - set the tone perfectly for our segment on Cup Fever. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Tony Wilson</strong> and I were there to share our experience as travelling fans of the 2026 football World Cup. </p><p><br></p><p>It was an intimidating environment. A live studio audience. Bright lights and fancy cameras. I’ve known and loved these comedians for years. Working Dog, the parent company, made the classic Aussie film The Castle. “It’s the vibe, man!!” </p><p><br></p><p>To my delight, I DIDN’T SUCK! </p><p><br></p><p>Not sucking was the result of a journey that began with me sucking a lot, in my first radio interview two years ago. </p><p><br></p><p>I took inspiration from a lesson <strong>Col</strong> taught me. </p><p><br></p><p>Be shit. Watch and listen to yourself being shit. Work out why you&#39;re shit. Then be slightly less shit next time. </p><p><br></p><p>Repeat until your mum is proudly texting the family about you getting wanked on television. </p><p><br></p><p><br></p>