Yes, I Could, But I Probably Wouldn’t

Bryan's stuck driving back from Amarillo, so Rich and Ron start without him. Ron's two-hour Jeep shelf job turns into four and a half hours, and a four-piston air compressor and some very questionable hot rod trailering from Cruisin' the Coast round out his week. Then Rich drops the news that he's ordered a 3D printer, and his project list jumps from about 22 to about 75 in one afternoon: lighted frames for his pour paintings, a homemade Spirograph, ugly toe charms for size 13 Crocs, a brake rotor clock, and a toilet paper holder with a hinged lid. The hurricane hits at 18 miles an hour and just dies, Rich's guy lines and antenna survive it, and his hearing aids quit on him. When Bryan finally shows up he gets caught up on the printer, recaps a long day at the courthouse, and takes the show through the Ilhan Omar raid, the Minnesota fraud numbers, and why he says privateering is still legal in the U.S. Rich and Bryan trade notes on Windows 11 bloatware, bombers, and prepper-video burnout. Bryan brings up Susan Dell's face, Ron supplies the Adam's apple and ugly-tree lines, and Bryan takes the comedy tangent from Gabriel Iglesias to Josh Johnson before the Site of the Week: ArtCraft, a stack of free open-source Adobe clones. The title is the answer to whether ducks with dickheads are getting printed.

Links Mentioned

ArtCraft – Site of the Week, free open-source Adobe-style apps (PhotoCraft, VectorCraft, FilmCraft, SoundCraft, and more)Adobe – the subscription software those clones are aimed atAudacity – the free audio editor, version 3.8 vs. 4Etsy – where lighted frames might sell, as long as the design is originalAmazon – the four-piston air compressor, USB LED strips, phone cases, and the needle felting kitGemini – Gemini Live and its room-by-room 3D print ideasClaude – asked about the lighted frame idea tooHobby Lobby – filament and clock partsMichaels – more filamentCrocs – the shoes getting ugly toe charmsFacebook – marriage advice groups, Where's Waldo posts, and Josh Johnson clipsYouTube – Josh Johnson clips, prepper videos, and the Windows 11 video that started itReddit – where the Susan Dell photo blew upHBO Max – Josh Johnson's showGitHub – home of the Windows 11 bloatware remover that landed in the chatMicrosoft – Windows 11 and Edge, with the tracking switched offPodcastApps.com – directory of modern podcast apps that support funding tags and chaptersTwoGrumpyVets.com – the show's website, with the Value for Value tabPayPal – one-time or recurri